Friday 1 February 2013

An Evangelical Pastor In Brazil Says His Sperm Contains Holy Milk

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto


According to online reports, a carnal Brazilian man posing as a pastor managed to convince some people that his penis contained “holy milk.” You can imagine what happened next.

VaticanCrimes.us reports:
“This one has to be one of the most shocking yet…an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK.
The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit”, by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
Just when I thought I’ve heard it all….Can you imagine this, Lord Have Mercy on Us…

3 comments:

  1. He's an anti christ, he's a demon....there's nothing we won't hear....

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  2. I'm so irritated right Lord have mercy on us..

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  3. The most annoying part is that he'll be leading so many people astray...may God help us

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